YOU HAVE BEEN FLAMED!
Hi! You have been referred to this page because you...
1) asked a stupid question
2) requested warez in the wrong newsgroup
3) requested crackz in the wrong newsgroup
4) requested serialz in the wrong newsgroup
5) requested cheatz in the wrong newsgroup
6) have never used a Search Engine
7) didn't read the alt.2600 FAQ
8) posted something really annoying (spam, porn, etc.)
9) are a really dumb fuck
10) were born out of wedlock, married a relative or worse
11) are an unwelcome presence
12) ALL OF THE ABOVE
You may now consider yourself officially flamed. You are one of the
stupidest,
most annoying, obnoxious, ridiculous, close-minded, pathetic,
dumber-than-dumb,
seriously disturbed, mentally impaired, dead-headed, pig-fucking,
pea-brained,
idiots ever to be considered to be part of the human race.
The following sentences describe you perfectly:
1. A few clowns short of a circus.
2. A few fries short of a Happy Meal.
3. An experiment in Artificial Stupidity.
4. A few beers short of a six-pack.
5. Dumber than a box of hair.
6. A few peas short of a casserole.
7. Doesn't have all her cornflakes in one box.
8. The wheel's spinning, but the hamster's dead.
9. One Fruit Loop shy of a full bowl.
10. One taco short of a combination plate.
11. A few feathers short of a whole duck.
12. All foam, no beer.
13. The cheese slid off her cracker.
14. Body by Fisher, brains by Mattel.
15. Couldn't pour water out of a boot with instructions on the heel.
16. He fell out of the Stupid tree and hit every branch on the way down.
17. An intellect rivaled only by garden tools.
18. As smart as bait.
19. Chimney's clogged.
20. Doesn't have all his dogs on one leash.
21. Doesn't know much but leads the league in nostril hair.
22. Elevator doesn't go all the way to the top floor.
23. Forgot to pay her brain bill.
24. Her sewing machine's out of thread.
25. His antenna doesn't pick up all the channels.
26. His belt doesn't go through all the loops.
27. If she had another brain, it would be lonely.
28. Missing a few buttons on his remote control.
29. No grain in the silo.
30. Proof that evolution CAN go in reverse.
31. Receiver is off the hook.
32. Several nuts short of a full pouch.
33. Skylight leaks a little.
34. Slinky's kinked.
35. Surfing in Nebraska.
36. Too much yardage between the goal posts.
37. Not the sharpest knife in the drawer.
38. The lights are on, but nobody's home.
39. 24 cents short of a quarter.
40. A few tomatoes short of a thick sauce.
HAVE A NICE DAY!